Flat Noodle

If you wave your bum at me, I will shoot it #Vanguard #COD

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Please stop waving your derrière at me – it won’t end well #Vanguard #COD

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I have no idea what just happened but I look good so here it is #COD #Vanguard

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If there is a bum shot to be had, I will get it no matter how long it takes #Vanguard #cod

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Uh Oh! I am trying to use a swipe card again #AmongUs

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Why do people have to ruin games when they get found out? #AmoungUs #AngryGamer #StupidGamers

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Oh look! I almost know what I’m going for a change #Warzone #COD

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If there’s a hole I WILL FALL DOWN IT!!!! #GamingFail #Vanguard #COD

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You know when you want to quickly pay and your card won’t work? Yeah, that’s me in this clip #GamingFail #AmongUsFail #IdiotGamer #StupidGamer

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#COD doesn’t seem to work in the same time zone as normal people – 5 minutes in the real world is 5 hours on Caldera apparently! #GamingBugs #WarzoneBug #AngryGamer #AnnoyedGamer

If you see me in a car park, you’d better run in the other direction #CallOfDutyFinestHour #CallOfDuty #BadDriving #TerribleGamer

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Sometimes I can be vaguely competent… only sometimes though #Vanguard #CallOfDuty #BadGamer

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